Pick Up Lines Meme - Christmas Edition!

Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?
Wanna meet Santa's little helper?
What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?
Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!
That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
My best toys run on batteries
Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

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