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once during my freshman year history class, we were given a worksheet that had to be finished before class ended so everyone was quiet. out of nowhere, this kid just sneezed and farted at the same time, scaring everyone because since the chairs are metal, it echoed and ripped. it was an awful sound. at first no one laughed because it was awkward but 2 minutes later I couldn’t keep it together and I just started laughing. the more I thought about it, the harder I laughed. I felt horrible but I just kept going. it got to the point where I was tearing up, gaping for air, slamming my hand on the desk, and then I started to turn purple. I knew I was going to pee myself so I tried to stand up but I couldn’t. now the whole class is laughing. my teacher had 2 guys walk me to the nurses station. that was the funniest and most embarrassing moment of my life. oh and that poor kid.

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