“It’s so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.”
“I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.”
“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
“You’re high maintenance but you think you’re low maintenance.”
“You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you.”
“You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death.”
“I’ve been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.”
“We were friends for a long time.”
“You know, you may be the first attractive woman I’ve not wanted to sleep with in my entire life.”
“When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”
“I am not your consolation prize.”
“No one has ever quoted me back to me before.”
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
“Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?”
“Nice boys don’t kiss like that.”
“I like you very much. Just as you are.”
“I realized that I had forgotten to kiss you goodbye.”
“Come on, we belong together - you, me, poor little skirt.”
“If I can’t make it with you, I can’t make it with anyone.”
“I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper.”
“Did I really run around on your lawn naked?”
“Aren’t you a bit young to be in love?”
“You can’t lose something you never had.”
“You’re already falling in love with me.”
“I’m gonna make you wish you were dead.”
“I love you, but I don’t have to like you right now.”
“Get down on one knee, it’s more romantic!”
“I’ll never let anybody put me in a cage.”
“I don’t want to put you in a cage, I want to love you.”
“I’d marry you for your money in a minute.”
“I just want somebody I can have a decent conversation with over dinner.”
“When you’re attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously.”
“Gentleman… I had forgotten what you fellas looked like.”
“I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.”
“But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings.”
“Isn’t everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?”
“I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away.”
“People always talk about how love is this totally unselfish, giving thing, but if you think about it, there’s nothing more selfish.”
“Do you know anyone who’s in a happy relationship?”
“Listen, if somebody gave me the choice right now to never see you again or to marry you, I would marry you, alright? And maybe that’s a lot of romantic bullshit, but people have gotten married for a lot less.”
“I’m gonna take your picture. So I never forget you or all of this.”
“It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.”
“People put you down enough, you start to believe it… the bad stuff is easier to believe, you ever notice that?”
“I’m gonna treat you so nice, you’re never gonna let me go.”
“I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.
“I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we’re great friends.”
“I love you. Very, very simple, very truly.”
“You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being.”
“If this is a crush, I don’t think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.”
“You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been.”
“That sex was the most fun I’ve ever had without laughing.”
“You’ve got an old fashioned idea divorce is something that lasts forever.”
“You’re wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.”
“How long is it since we’ve last seen each other?”
“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”